The Journeys of Speed

I’ve been splitting my leisure time (that isn’t spent on recording music) between LBP and MW2, quite possibly two of the greatest games of all-time. However, the one thing that angers me about them both is the story for the single-player experience. Both games need some serious attention devoted to their stories. By the way, if you haven’t finished MW2 by now, Shepard’s a traitor, Price comes back, Roach gets killed by Shepard, and Soap kills Shepard with a throwing knife. Mind you, this is all after Price launches a nuclear warhead into the Earth’s atmosphere that acts as a giant EMP…but doesn’t rain radiation down upon everyone. (If you’re scratching your head, you’re not the only one). And, LBP, with its out-of-the-blue-final-boss-that-really-is-super-easy–
Oh, screw it, just read the LBP and Modern Warfare TV Tropes page (greatest website ever, besides here)
Now that my nerdisms are out the way, I’m floating up shit’s creek armless with the paddles right in front of me. I have about 35 pages of work I need to crank out in the next couple weeks. This, conveniently enough, happens to fall over the Thanksgiving break. So, in addition to dealing with bookoo work, I have to deal with my little cousins running around like brats out of hell.
Yuuuuup.
::runs outside and prays that a meteor falls on me::