So…yeah… November 25, 2009
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Evidently, the interwebs are abuzz with news of a new Eminem diss from Can-i-bus, some edited verses from D12 and DZK.
Who?
Naw, for real, DZK is like me: an internet rapper. However, unlike DZK, I’ve actually become known for something besides a bunch of wasted potential by squandering his life on Soundclick for a majority of the site’s existence. Sure, he has a label, but, an indie label that no one has heard of outside internet circles is kind of a fail. On the internet, ANYONE and EVERYONE can have a label, as evident by the fact that I was signed to a small (like UBER small) label, “JAW Records,” back in late 2005, early 2006 before I kept getting my work delayed and decided to pull a Beenie/Young Buck and let loose on the dude that was the CEO or whatever (we’re cool, now, though).
But, I don’t see the point of going after Eminem after all these years. That’s like me dropping a diss track against someone I “beefed” with back in high school after I graduated–from grad school.
And a giant #FAIL to the fact that they resorted to recycled D12 rhymes. If Bizarre says that D12 never did a song with Can, then shit, I believe it.
This shit is EXACTLY why I’m focused more on getting grades that keep me from making rap my only “career”
YUUUUUP (in Trey Songz voice)
-J.
College Park Speed and the Place I Never Want to Visit November 23, 2009
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College Park Speed and the Place I Never Want to Visit
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I always loved this photo.
And apparently, so did other people ^_^
It captures a regular day at a place that has become so regular for Baltimore.
That place, mind you, is not the jail itself. It is more the mentality that Baltimore is nothing but a crime-ridden hellhole with every cop and politician corrupt, the newspapers are in bed with these politicians and the drug dealers run amok.
David Simon wasn’t lying when he created The Wire. That type of thing does happen. The Shelia Dixon trial is a prime example of two of the three things I mentioned. However, we, as people–my fellow Baltimoreans–need not fall into the trap of believing that since we are from the Home of the Wire that we need to “go harder than Baltimore,” as Jay-Z and Mullyman iterated.
Baltimore has gotten a bad rap for being a “hellhole,” with a baseball team that just makes matters worse. But, once you get past the facade of what you THINK Baltimore is, you’re bound to find a slew of different opinions and ideas of what it TRULY means to be part of the Baltimore experience.
And, not all artists/producers from Baltimore make Club Music.
Speed Explains: The 2009 AMAs. November 23, 2009
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Now, I came in around 9:30, because I decided to watch two clusterfucks created by Seth MacFarlane. (The only redeeming quality of Family Guy/Cleveland Show last night was the fact that Quagmire’s complete decimation of all things Brian-related Oh, my God, that was probably one of the greatest Family Guy moments ever, if not one of the greatest moments in animated history (at least of the past decade, Simpsons Movie be damned).
With that out the way, did Adam Lambert give homophobes everywhere a giant “F.U” last night, or did he give homophobes everywhere a giant “F.U?” I mean, damn, I was speechless after that performance. Then, I actually applauded, just because dude just didn’t give a fuck. He went up there with an agenda, stuck it to the Establishment and even got some faux-fellatio out of it
::snarky smile::
Only thing is, dude was pitchy as all hell.
Alicia Keys should go back to playing the piano on her songs. Last night’s performance set her up to become another artist in the vein of Beyonce and Ciara. We need singers, not showgirls (even though Beyonce can sing her ass off from time to time.) Alicia, we love you because you don’t have to jump around and screw yourself into the ground while you perform. You exude sexy by playing the piano, cranking out melodies and being you. Wearing leggings and flaunting your ass-ets doesn’t really seem like you. Plus, the song was kind of too poppy for my tastes.
Eminem and Fiddy really need to stop trying to be all gangsta-fied now. They’re both 30-plus and haven’t seen the wrong side of the tracks for the latter part of the past decade. There is no need for hoodies pulled up over your head and shit. You’re not some underground nobody anymore. You’re frackin’ Eminem, the only white rapper that’s outsold just about every black rapper that isn’t named Jay-Z.
Speaking of Jay-Z, nice suit…minus the suede coat to go along with it. Then again, you’re Sean Carter. You can do those things because, outside of Barack and Oprah, you’re the most powerful black man on the planet right now that isn’t…well, I’d rather not go there.
Jennifer Lopez fell on her butt, both literally and figuratively with her Loubouitons song. It was boring and sounded like, well, every other post-2000 J. Lo song.
And, Drake bores me now. He looks so freakin’ unnatural in front of a camera when he isn’t in a wheelchair. Like, f’really.
I could go on, but yeah, I’ll stop. I did, however, expect Kanye West to come out and say “Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but MICHAEL JACKSON was the greatest artist of the year…even though he only released a greatest hits album, had one new song, and his only performance was a rehearsal for his tour that never happened.”
I love you, Mike, but you can’t win EVERYTHING. (Anyone remember when Ray Charles damn near swept the Grammys after he died?)
LittleBigPlanet, Mega Essays and Modern Warfare November 23, 2009
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I’ve been splitting my leisure time (that isn’t spent on recording music) between LBP and MW2, quite possibly two of the greatest games of all-time. However, the one thing that angers me about them both is the story for the single-player experience. Both games need some serious attention devoted to their stories. By the way, if you haven’t finished MW2 by now, Shepard’s a traitor, Price comes back, Roach gets killed by Shepard, and Soap kills Shepard with a throwing knife. Mind you, this is all after Price launches a nuclear warhead into the Earth’s atmosphere that acts as a giant EMP…but doesn’t rain radiation down upon everyone. (If you’re scratching your head, you’re not the only one). And, LBP, with its out-of-the-blue-final-boss-that-really-is-super-easy–
Oh, screw it, just read the LBP and Modern Warfare TV Tropes page (greatest website ever, besides here)
Now that my nerdisms are out the way, I’m floating up shit’s creek armless with the paddles right in front of me. I have about 35 pages of work I need to crank out in the next couple weeks. This, conveniently enough, happens to fall over the Thanksgiving break. So, in addition to dealing with bookoo work, I have to deal with my little cousins running around like brats out of hell.
Yuuuuup.
::runs outside and prays that a meteor falls on me::
Say Something Remix by Johnthan “J dot” Speed November 11, 2009
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Now, I assume that you guys know that I rap.
That said, here’s a little remix that I did to the tune of Timbaland and Drake’s “Say Something.”
I’m like a low-budget Lupe, because I’ma keep doing this until I’m happy and completed.
Contains a sample of “Successful,” and is only meant for promotional purposes only.
Besides, I’m broke as fuck, people.
Hear my “Say Something” remix HERE
People may think…(part one) November 5, 2009
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People may believe that I’m an “Uncle Tom” that desires everything to fall into line according to the plan of “The Man,” that I am anti-culture, anti-”black,” anti-diversity and probably anti-American. I am anti-diversity only when it takes away from the goal of a unified people, of all types, living together in harmony. As I’ve said before, diversity in the wrong hands is a dangerous weapon. In the wrong hands, be they of the majority or the minority, diversity becomes a farce, a crutch, and takes away from a goal that people should have: to live in harmony as humans, not “black,” “white,” or what have you.
People may think that I hate black people, therefore solidifying my position as an “Uncle Tom,” as I am quite harsh in my critiques of blacks. First, I am not perfect. I sin and do dumb things as many people do. However, I believe that through blatantly talking about situations/scenarios that are slowly destroying our society as a whole, people will see that I’m trying to help them. Let’s face it: a lot of people aren’t that bright when it comes to seeing the reality of certain things. If they were, we–as a people–would know Obama isn’t a savior, Saddam didn’t have anything to do with 9/11, the US was wrong for dropping the A-Bomb, and so on. However, if you lay out these truths in a blatant and biting way, people will be more inclined to take note, take heed and take action.
People may think that I am actually a racist. That’s false, and not just because “I have white friends.” I like and hate all people equally. Plus, I’m trying to ascend past the idea of “race,” as I hope others do someday.
People may think that I am against STARE at the University of Maryland. That couldn’t be further from the truth. Just because I do not believe that “diversity” is necessarily good, I don’t believe that it’s evil and should be done away with. As citizens of the world, we need to learn about anything and everything that we can, as, again, knowledge is power.
I think that that’s enough right now. I’ve gotta get to my advising appointment.
-J.
Phi Beta Sigma Faces $97 Million Lawsuit November 4, 2009
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Just wow.
In 2009, there are still chapters of frats and sorors (Divine 9 and otherwise) still resort to hazing to weed out individuals? Now, I probably shouldn’t speak on this topic, because I’ve never joined a frat or attempted to do so (the reason, of course, was that little inkling of fear that came with the idea of hazing. Well, that and the fact that I’m broke as all hell and I’ve heard that dues are a spike-lined birth canal to deal with). But, even as an outsider, when something like this happens–no matter how isolated it may (or may not, depending on who you ask)–be, it sends out new pulses to the stereotype that fraternities are nothing more than boozefests and consist of more torture than you should have to endure in a “place of higher learning.”
In the words of Ed Lover, “C’mon Son!” Even though this is an isolated case, it is not the type of thing that I, personally, would want to hear about if I were pledging any fraternity (or would want to hear about my fraternity). No disrespect is meant in my comments to the brothers of Phi Beta Sigma (or any frat/soror, for that matter), as I know that this incident is not representative of the whole Greek Life experience. However, frats, ya’ll need to step it up to prevent stuff like this from happening.
I’m just saying.
Diversity and the Failure of the University of Maryland November 4, 2009
Posted by jdotspeed in Uncategorized.Tags: anti-racism, diversity, lie, racism, racist, rant, umd, university, university of maryland, unstoppable starts here
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As stated several times before, I go to the University of Maryland (College Park). It’s one of those universities hellbent on promoting diversity, going as far as to say something ridiculous such as “even our squirrels are black” on tours given to incoming freshmen.
This is, of course, completely contradictory to recent rumors that, because of budget issues, “diversity”-promoting programs/centers face elimination.
But, what exactly is diversity. Personally, I believe that, because we are all one race (human), it’s relatively asinine to band together with people just because you are classified as black or white or whatever “race” or “creed” (such primitive language) you have been assigned, or ascribed to. This is because, well, race is a social construct designed to prioritize one group of people while deeming others inferior. (If you want evidence, look it up; there’s enough to make your head spin) Race is the thing that allowed for the Ku Klux Klan, the Nazi Regime, and countless other atrocity-committing groups to exist and instill so much hatred and fear. Race is the thing that has gotten many a man murdered. And “race” is the same thing that is still dividing us.
We need unity, not division through “diversity.” We must respect other cultures and desire to learn of/about them, as knowledge is, indeed, power. However, we mustn’t divide ourselves into all of these subgroups just for the sake of being different. Remember that racism and ignorance are still alive, and we as a people perpetuate it when we allow ourselves to be grouped into labels such as “black,” “white,” “gay,” or “straight.” Some people who believe that they are fighting the problem, are the problem. Rather, they are playing into the problem and distributing this venom to the masses.
We are all human, every single one of us. The sooner that we accept that there is no absolute difference between myself and a person of a lighter shade (or darker) than I am, the sooner we will finally achieve peace, unity and acceptance. We must step out of the comfort zones that have been placed upon us and see that there is no true variation between a “black” man and an “Asian” woman, besides superficial things such as the hue of skin they possess, and that women possess ovaries, vaginas, can bear children and produce breast milk–but that’s not really here nor there for the sake of this argument. All of the archaic ideas that one “breed” of people are superior to another are just that: archaic and should be dealt with accordingly.
We are all citizens of the world, and we are all human. It is time for us all to realize this and move forth with this idea.
But, this is not the view of the majority. Therefore, it will be viewed as heretical, revolutionary, and ultimately dangerous.
However, this is not to say that Maryland is let off the proverbial hook for these possible happenings. As an institution of higher learning, it is their job to provide the best, most well-rounded education that they possibly can. By merging schools that have nothing to do with one another (besides the “diversity” banner), the purpose of higher education is compromised. If this happens, no longer should the university claim that it is a full-fledged institution of higher learning. No longer should Maryland promote that it is “diverse” and accommodates for all heritages. No longer can it even say that it offers a complete education. To say that would be a blatant lie.
We can spend millions of dollars on renovations for stadiums, yet may not be able to keep women’s studies as a separate entity and still have overcrowding, Oakland Hall be damned? I think someone should reevaluate our new slogan.
University of Maryland: Unstoppable Starts Here…unless you’re black, a woman, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, Asian, Hispanic, Latino (there is a difference), religious, atheist, white, part of a Fraternity/Sorority, part of any extracurricular activity (sports included), a male, an out-of-towner, or an in-state student.
It’s time’s like these that I thank God that I’m so close to graduation.
Heroes is pretty pedestrian, now November 3, 2009
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When Heroes first graced by television screen, I was fresh off season 23 of 24 and wanted something different for my Mondays at 8/7 central viewing slot. Sure, the show’s premise was straight out of X-Men (minus a wheelchair bound supergenius with the ability to, literally, mindfuck you). Sure, it was over-the-top. And, sure it was convoluted in the way that if you miss one episode, you’re almost certainly screwed (and not even the “Previously on Heroes” intro could save you). But, the show was written well, the characters were well-rounded, the bad guys were actually bad and evil–even though they still had some civility, and season one ended as it should have: a big bang that should have ended the series as well.
And then comes season two: a giant love-fest that, mercifully, ended after the writer’s strike.
And, then comes season three, which wasn’t as bad as season two (at least it got Marlo Stanfield working again). But, again, compared to season one, it was God-awful. Hiro was reduced to a child, literally and figuratively. Claire, the girl that can’t die, became even more of a moody, bitchy brat. Nathan Petrelli died and became Sylar in order to keep Sylar under wraps–and to keep him from eating more brains, or something. And all the while, we got about 30 new characters that ended up dying by the end of the season…I guess.
And, now we’re at (sigh) season four.
Tim Kring must have a rule that “no one that dies on this show really stays dead,” especially considering that we’ve seen Charlie die of a blood clot, Sylar, and possibly now being trapped in time forever. Plus, we have Niki and “triplets” (FTW?!) and the numerous Butterfly Effect type scenarios that destroy the world. That, and now, basically everyone has superpowers. Ando with his whole “I am LASERS” routine, Suresh with his alien/bug/zombie(?) thing last season, the recruits from last season, hell…Matt Parkman’s baby is probably the second coming of Jack Jack. (Incredibles fan, anyone?)
Yawn.
So, I’m watching Heroes–a show that was once the greatest thing on television for me–last night and fell asleep before the show was halfway over (and woke up on the clearly Michael Bay-influenced “Trauma,” but that’s another rant, entirely)
Yeah, it’s safe to say that Heroes is on pedestrian status now. Hell, even House, with its derivative plots–or Grey’s, with its shitshow of a plot this season–entice me more. Hopefully, that show V, that premieres tonight, can restore my faith in sci-fi on broadcast networks. But, considering it’s basically a reboot of an 80s franchise (does Hollywood have any original ideas anymore?), I may just pass on the premiere for a free showing of “The Fourth Kind.”
At least they both have aliens.
On top of the World November 2, 2009
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So, tell me how in the hell have I not heard J. Cole’s “On top of the World” unreleased American Gangster track/instrumental until today? The track uses the same sample as Lupe’s “Failure”–which was re-used by Drake as the intro to his Comeback Season mixtape. (while we’re on Drake sampling, I never knew that Forever was sampled from a Kardinal Offishal track…then again, I was never a huge KO fan, so…) Anyway, the beat is–well, it’s beautiful, probably because the original song is beautiful as all hell.
I WILL be recording to this track, soon. Hopefully, I won’t get sued or completely trash the beat and make J. Cole diss me or some shit LOL
I mean, shoot, I need to get some ish out and off the chest before I get back to the album, you know? Yup yup.



